• robertpattindone:

    look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:

    image

    (Source: hateruess, via the-darkcarnival)

    12 hours ago
  • breeannabodybag666:

riahreah:

he meows so hard he falls over :o

omg i want them all.

    breeannabodybag666:

    riahreah:

    he meows so hard he falls over :o

    omg i want them all.

    (Source: masterofthepotatos, via maidofpasta)

    12 hours ago
  • 12 hours ago
    • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
    • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
    • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
    • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
    • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
    • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
    • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
    • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
    • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
    • Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
    • Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
    • Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
    12 hours ago
  • seamade:

    If you don’t think Rolf is great then we can’t be friends.

    (via ponkinpie)

    12 hours ago
  • pkmncoordinators:

    SOMEBODY TAKE MY COMPUTER AWAY FROM ME

    (via furaigons)

    12 hours ago
  • (Source: peau-rose, via furaigons)

    12 hours ago
  • rifa:

    highfunctioningdarklordofall:

    farwin:

    hoplophilia:

    Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

    They look like gateways to other dimensions… :O

    That top left one looks like it’s plotting to take over Middle Earth

    I need this

    (via quixotickiwi)

    12 hours ago
  • thethroneofasgard:

    One time I was with my family, I dropped my plate of food and I said ‘Goddamnit’ then my mom was like “you can’t say that” so I said “Fine. Satan bless it.” Everyone turned to look at me after I said. I forgot I was in church.

    (via leolilac)

    12 hours ago